A great tide of filth.

Ah, fuck, another Monday. Well, let's see about slapping together a tide for you.

Let's start with This winner, I'm sure you've been told kid, but, you're doing it wrong. Here's a good reason to keep your pants on, and Here's hope for the future. This one's a win, you can't tell me otherwise. I'm trying to come up with something clever for This one, but I think it speaks for itself.

That's it, I'm done for the week, out of the office.

-James